Earlier this afternoon, several world leaders gathered with the intent of acting as Knights of the Round Table, hoping to discuss at length the future of Palestine, the common ideals of peace, the liberation of an oppressed people. Delegates from Saudi Arabia, Syria, Lebanon, China, Fatah, Egypt, Afghanistan, Iraq, and North Korea sat down with Iran & Hamas for a glimpse into Islamic politics, and what they found was no doubt shocking.
The conference began with a few metaphoric Islamic first-pumps, with Iran showboating its representative missile ‘desk ornament’ and Hamas making it clear that in their minds, Israel does not exist. The conference continued thereafter becoming a contest, determining who could yell anti-American obscenities the loudest:
“The western world works with peaceful negotiations, but we are not the western world”
“I consider the USA to be gone. There is just water between Canada & Mexico”
- IRAN
“The influence of the west is overtaking us, get it? They are invaders”.
- HAMAS
“Who the hell do (The USA) think they are?”
- SYRIA
“Screw the US. I will drop a nuke”
- NORTH KOREA
A few nations decided to lend a voice of reason, siding instead with their western allies. Fatah was quoted in saying: “You can’t just say that...The US will see you as a threat, and that’s NOT a good thing”. Fatah, of course, pushing for peace but having their words fall on deaf ears. Lebanon as well spoke up at this point, claiming that “Western Influence is not always a bad thing. It can be positive” This provided the Lebanese delegate with some glances of disapproval from Hamas & Iran’s Leaders, and without doubt, the revoke of any future conference invites.
As the conference wound to a close, it ended in a fashion similar to that in which it began... with Iran talking about its military, Hamas convincing everyone that they are not all terrorists, and Kim Jong Il snickering to himself in a corner. It seems the Middle East will soon be in shambles if these are the keepers of its future.
Kim Jong Il catches some shut-eye while the other delegates debate over the future of the Middle East
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad leaves the confrence with a maniacal smileLauren Mascitelli
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ReplyDeleteEarlier this afternoon, several world leaders gathered with the intent of acting as Knights of the Round Table, hoping to discuss at length the future of Palestine, the common ideals of peace, AND the liberation of an oppressed people.
The conference began with a few metaphoric Islamic first-pumps (I believe you meant "fist-pumps", however there is no relevance)
“I consider the USA to be gone. There is just water between Canada & Mexico” (The credibility of your organization is lacking, since if you want to quote someone, quote them right)
...claiming that “Western Influence is not always a bad thing. It can be positive”(period) This provided the Lebanese...
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad leaves the confrence with a maniacal smile (CONFERENCE, not confrence)
P.S. The summit was to discuss the West's influence, not whatever you titled it as.