Iran Jumps the Gun with Threats to Israel & Supporters

The completed Nasr 1 short range missile

Dubbed a"piece of magic" by the Iranian Government

The Following statement was just released by Mahmoud Ahmedinejad, the sixth and current President of the Islamic Republic of Iran:

Salam,

The Islamic Republic of Iran would just like to disclose the latest developments of our military. Our two-year project of building short range, highly accurate cruise missiles is complete. We have named this piece of magic 'Nasr 1'. They have the capacity to destroy a target up to 3,000 tons in size. General Ahmad Vahidi has expressed that for now, it would be launched from the surface, however modifications will occur to allow them to be deployed from helicopters and submarines. This development in our military proves that the sanctions on Iran have failed, and that the supporters of Israel have failed at their attempt in oppressing Islam. Today, is a proud day for Iran and Islam, and a frightful day for Israel and their supporters.

Khudahafiz,

Mahmoud Ahmedinejad

Along with boasting the completion of their new military advancements, Ahmedinejad sends a clear message to the Israeli government, in a word stating that Iran is not happy, not insubstantial, and not afraid to utilize their new and accelerated weaponry. The world waits in anticipation and horror for a response from the Israeli leaders. One thing remains clear: "Nasr 1" and all it represents is not to be taken lightly.

Lauren Mascitelli

The Broadcast Notebook.

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